I'm A Rocket Man
05/15/2008
Swiss pilot Yves Rossy jumped out of an airplane to successfully soar about the Alps with a four engine jet pack. "And all this science, I don't understand!" Read More
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Ringbo The Riding Robot Is The New Big Wheel
05/14/2008
Watch out parents, Ringbo is in town and once your three-year-old finds about him, you'll never hear the end of it. This "My First Segway" riding robot is geared at kids aged two to three years old. After a six to eight hour charge, Ringbo is ready to provide youngsters with 60 minutes of fun at a top speed of 2mph. Tricycles are so passé. Read More
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Bill O'Reilly's Hissy Fit
05/13/2008
He's still the whiny, arrogant bitch he's always been since his days on Inside Edition. Check out this clip to teleprompt your memory... Read More
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It's All In The Jeans
05/13/2008
These guys clearly spend a lot of time putting on their pants. Swish! Read More
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This One's On Uncle Sam
05/08/2008
Ah, it's that time of year again. Spring is in the air and that free government money, all $152 billion of it, is just pouring out of the proverbial federal money faucet. Score. So what are you planning on doing with your 600 doll hairs? If you need a little inspiration, see how some of your fellow citizens blew their wad at HowISpentMyStimulus.com. Read More
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Golden Swine Awarded To New Popped Collar Record Holder
05/08/2008
If you had hopes of claiming the ultimate douche bag title this year, you're going to have to step up your game. Twenty three popped collars is the number to beat. Just don't plan on doing any demanding physical activities—like breathing—while you're suited up. Read More
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Make English America's "Offical" Language
05/07/2008
Time to send Grandma back to Mexico. 'Nuff said. Read More
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Tom Cruise: Behind The Glasses
05/07/2008
We're all familiar with Tom Cruise. Hell, we've probably watched Far and Away at least twice. But who is T.C. the man? Is he a mere mortal, or a thetan—that's an immortal spiritual being for all you non-believer non-Scientologists—who posses an incredible amount of poise and grace on the big screen? We might never know. But what we do know right now is that T.C. h ... Read More
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Don't Let This Guy Near Your Pussy
05/06/2008
Ok, you can cross this dude off of your list of eccentric people you might want to become friends with. Last Saturday officers arrived at Michael Parnell's—a.k.a. Michael Vondueren—to find a butt ton of cats and Parnell's 81 year-old mother inside. They also found three freezers full of dead cats. 300 hundred of them. It's not yet clear what Parnell planned on doi ... Read More
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Cannonball Restoration Can Be A Lethal Hobby
05/05/2008
America's deadliest war got a little deadlier this past February. Sam White, a Civil War fanatic, blew himself up while restoring excavated ordinance in his driveway, raising the Civil War's casualty count by +1, and ensuring the war's continued position at the top of the America's deadliest wars leader board. Read More
