A Charmingly Crude Bracelet
05/27/2008
The Crude Bracelet by New York's Design Glut is the perfect fashion accessory for the petroleum savvy consumer. Playing to the doomsday crowd, this charm bracelet comes engraved with the date it was made and stamped with the current price of a barrel crude oil. Oil may not be eternal but style certainly is. Read More
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It's All In The Jeans
05/13/2008
These guys clearly spend a lot of time putting on their pants. Swish! Read More
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Golden Swine Awarded To New Popped Collar Record Holder
05/08/2008
If you had hopes of claiming the ultimate douche bag title this year, you're going to have to step up your game. Twenty three popped collars is the number to beat. Just don't plan on doing any demanding physical activities—like breathing—while you're suited up. Read More
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Kellogg's Milks Street Fashion For All It's Worth
04/18/2008
You don't have to tell us. We know somethings have been missing from our morning bowls of cereal for the last twenty some years. It's the same thing every morning: where are all the jeans and the skateboards and sh*t? Well, no longer. Kellogg's is collaborating with street fashion GODS runts Under The Hood to create a whole line of gear that will keep you lookin' as c ... Read More
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Get Off The Perv Hook With Incognito Glasses
04/14/2008
No matter what your kink is you no longer have to worry about those awkward porn shop run-ins with your DHL guy or that cute girl from work. Uhse Sexshops over in Europa started handing out these lovely incognito glasses so no one ever has to know that you spend most of your free time buying porn and fetish gear. Oolala! Read More
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Rumplo: Artist T-Shirt Aggregator
04/02/2008
Arms over head into artist tees? Rumplo is a relatively new site that pulls together fresh shirts from around the web, lets people pick their faves, and then directs users to where they can purchase said thread. You'll be the best dressed kid on the playground. Read More
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Woody Allen Pedophiles Lawsuit Against American Apparel
04/01/2008
It's true... Woody Allen is suing American Apparel over a couple billboards they pasted up in New York and L.A. last year that used an unlicensed image of Allen from Annie Hall. Dov Charney: Woody? Woody Allen: Woody?!? Put that schtick away! I'm not Claudine Ko! Dove Charney: 10 million dollars? Woody, soon you'll see this is just a big misunderstanding! Woody ... Read More
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Ladies, Make Your Ass Phater With Booty Pop Panties
01/21/2008
Booty Pop Panties. See for yourself. As for our commentary, sometimes it's best to shut up and let the experts talk. Read More
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The Nike Air Native N7 is the New Moccasin
01/14/2008
Finally corporate America is catering to the needs of one our nation's most neglected ethnic populations. Nike recently unveiled its Air Native N7, the first shoe ever designed specifically for the Native Americans. Actually, it's also the first time that the company has designed a shoe for any specific race or ethnicity. The shoe is intended to accommodate "the disti ... Read More
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Get PETA Makeover
12/11/2007
Meet Hairy-Kate and Trashley Trollsen. Actually meet PETA's online smear campaign against the former Michelle Tanners for sporting fur. You can even send them a message telling them to cut it out or else. We liked it better when PETA members just got naked outside the Burberry store. Read More
