Burger King Employee Bathes In Burger King Kitchen Sink
08/14/2008
Everyone is up in arms over this dude's dude personal hygiene habits, but really, we find this kind of comforting. At least for a few hours afterward, every Whopper Jr. he served was free of body lice and scabies. It probably would have been more effective if he'd dipped himself in a deep fryer full of molten trans-fat, but this is probably the best your gonna get. Read More
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Blast Your Batter Without The Mess
06/21/2008
The Organic Batter Blaster is the best thing that ever happened to breakfast except for scrapple. Some mornings when we're really feeling lazy, we just squirt some raw into our mouths on the way out the door. It's cool, it's organic. Read More
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Guess I'll Go Eat Ants
06/19/2008
Edible.com is a culinary e-commerce site that specializes in selling edible insectivore delicacies, indigenous produce, and reindeer paté. Bored with snacking on the same old pretzels? Try the Giant Toasted Leafcutter Ants. Known for their youth-giving and aphrodisiac qualities, these Columbian harvested critters make the perfect substitute for humdrum snack foo ... Read More
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The Literal Ace of Cakes
06/10/2008
When personalizing something from the Walmart bakery, be sure to make your instructions clear. Hello, Walmart? I'd like to have a cake written on. I'd like it to say "Best Wishes Suzanne," and underneath that "We will miss you." Read More
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The Evil Ace Of Cakes
06/03/2008
Kittiwat Unarrom is a sculptural artist from Ratchaburi, Thailand who grew up as the son of a baker. His paternally influenced / disturbingly realistic "Body Bakery" sculptural series features dismembered human body parts made entirely of dough, raisins, cashews,and chocolate. Eat your heart out...literally. Read More
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The Incredible Edible Anus
05/22/2008
Bisous, an online purveyor of fine Belgian chocolate, is making a name for itself by selling boxes of its Incredible Edible Anus. That's right, a milk chocolate edible anus made from only the finest raw ingrediants. If you don't have a sweet tooth for a chocolate anus, Bisous also offers a more permanent version of their sculpted sphincter. For 235 euros, you can ... Read More
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Wormwood Doesn't Make You Hallucinate - It Just Gets You Drunk
04/30/2008
Or so say the findings of a team of German scientists with their recent paper in the Journal of Agriculture and Food Chemistry. The green, anise-flavored liquor previously thought to be hallucinogenic turns out to simply be a stiff drink. It's back to the drawing tables for Marilyn Manson! His Mansinthe absinthe can't really be as gothically potent as he claims but if ... Read More
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Anyone For A Nice Tall Glass Of Pig Placenta?
04/22/2008
Placenta 10000, the zero-calorie, peach-tasting, jelly beverage manufactured by Japanese company Nihon-Sofuken, is said to regenerate one's appearance and boost energy. The only hang-up consumers may have is that they must drink the uterine lining of a pig to experience any rejuvenating benefits. If you prefer health drinks to taste more medicinal than peachy, the co ... Read More
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Kellogg's Milks Street Fashion For All It's Worth
04/18/2008
You don't have to tell us. We know somethings have been missing from our morning bowls of cereal for the last twenty some years. It's the same thing every morning: where are all the jeans and the skateboards and sh*t? Well, no longer. Kellogg's is collaborating with street fashion GODS runts Under The Hood to create a whole line of gear that will keep you lookin' as c ... Read More
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Golden Eagle Is Trying To Get Your Goat
04/17/2008
Oh soft baby goat, precocious and full of wonderment, there is still much about the ways of the mountain you have yet to learn. Read More
