Florida Senate Busts Nutz Statewide
04/21/2008
It's possible that pickup truck drivers in the fair state of Florida may no longer be able to display bull genitalia reproductions on their trucks anymore. On Thursday, the Florida Senate passed an amendment to impose a $60 fine on vehicle operators displaying a pair of Truck Nutz on their ride. The bill still has to be passed into law, but pickup truck owners with ba ... Read More
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Stuffed Animal Bears It All
04/11/2008
From HEST of Europe comes the perfect companion for that guy or gal in your life that has a less-than-informed grasp on their insides. These anatomically-correct teddies have all the parts that do a body good, from windpipes to rectums. If you've got $199 burning a hole in your ATM card, we highly recommend picking one of these up for that special person in your life ... Read More
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Pheromoney Baloney
03/13/2008
The Parisian fragrance house Etat Libre d'Orange, has a perfume on the market they call Secretions Magnifique. An act of olfactory coitus, Secretions smells of blood, sweat, saliva, and sperm. Read More
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Helicopter Pilot Neophyte Proves He's Got A Pair
02/27/2008
Kids these days are such pusses. Ghost ride the whip? Com'on guys! Real men buy helicopters and fly them with with no experience. Read More
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Look Like An Ass, Keep Your Upper Third Dry With The Nubrella
02/25/2008
The Nubrella is a cross between a soft-top convertible and a polyvinyl diving bell. It's billed as "the umbrella of the 21st century," but we're skeptical. We're under the impression that people in the 21st century are too cool to walk around with a joystick-piloted nerd shelter strapped onto their backs. Read More
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Honey I Blew Up The Ear Buds
01/24/2008
Ever wonder what MP3s sound like to midgets? Fred & Friends offer up some oversized iPod ear buds for some reason we aren't aware of yet. So grab a pair of these and get ready for some great laughs and some greater times. Like Fred & Friends says, "sometimes bigger IS really better!" Thanks guys! Read More
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Lokuloku: Japan Invents Another Completely Useless Thing
12/13/2007
Lokuloku is a little pig toy that turns into a puddle of molten pork when you throw it on the ground. What next? It rises from its pathetic plastic pool into a whole swine and says "please sir, may I have another." A mild improvement on the pet rock, C+. If you are a fan and can read Japanese, check out the brog (da doom ching!). Read More
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iWood Like One For Christmas
12/06/2007
If the iPhone is a little too contemporary for you, just give it an iWoody overhaul for that anachronistic twist! If you're more of a carnivore than a herbivore, check out the iBone. Added bonus: refer to your phone as the Bone Phone when giving out your digits. Read More
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Convalescents Enjoy Tailgating Too
11/05/2007
Every once in a while someone tries to market something that is less useful than a hangnail. Just when we thought we had found one of those things in the Cooler Scooter, we discovered that you can buy a Cooler Scooter trailer hitch. That's right, if you wanted to build your own beer train and conduct it through the topiary display at Cypress Gardens, Cooler Scooter Di ... Read More
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LANYARD JEWERLY
09/28/2007
According to wikipedia a lanyard is a rope or cord often worn around the neck to carry something. We remember girls braiding key chains of neon-colored lanyard on the public school playground, and then it was a fashion you had to save your milk money for. The same is true now that lanyard has become couture. Philip O' Sullivan now makes "innovative new jewerly" from t ... Read More
