The Idea Man
08/13/2008
The Idea Man of Dayton, Ohio is perhaps the most enlightened being ever to have graced the pages of the Internet. Seriously, this guy knows a whole lot you never will, and then some, that is to say after the change in the flow of his mentality. Placenta? Read More
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Some Guys Get All The Women
06/30/2008
Don't be jealous, Demetri knows how to play the game. Read More
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Wall Will Crush You!
06/11/2008
Now you get to spend the next six months of your life in a wheelchair ruminating on the old Man vs. Man-made paradox. Read More
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Bad Day At The Office
06/04/2008
The next time you are ready to go Falling Down on your coworkers at the office, take a deep breathe and live vicariously through this short-circuited cubicle dweller. Read More
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Redneck Gets Goosed
05/19/2008
In a home video worthy of When Animals Attack, one tenacious Canada goose proves he's got more heart than Ralph Nader, and one redneck dog proves he's a bigger puss than Garfield. Read More
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The Billy Letters
04/29/2008
Back in the late 90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart decided to write letters to a whole slew of famous and infamous people posing as a ten-year-old boy named Billy. Some of the responses are downright hilarious. Incarcerated rapist/serial killer Richard Ramirez wants Billy to "send some girls in bikinis," while Larry Flynt tells Billy he will indeed have to wait ... Read More
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Inevitable Exploding Plastic
03/18/2008
Pipedream Products has sold over 100,000 celebrity blow-up dolls using the likenesses of J-Lo, Tori Spelling, and Jessica Simpson (among others) since they made them available to the public. For as little as $26.99, you can indulge in a night of unbridled passion with inflatable celebrity doppelgangers like J-Ho, Eva Longwhoria, or Sarah Jessica Porkher. Synthetic l ... Read More
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Oh Danny Boyz In The Hood
03/17/2008
South Central L.A., March 17, 2008—It's the one day of the year when L.A.'s Crips gang members ditch their telltale blue apparel in favor of kelly green in honor of their Irish heritage. Read More
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Helicopter Pilot Neophyte Proves He's Got A Pair
02/27/2008
Kids these days are such pusses. Ghost ride the whip? Com'on guys! Real men buy helicopters and fly them with with no experience. Read More
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Meet Violet Beauregarde's Biological Father
12/19/2007
A while back, Paul Karason was just lucky enough to find a Golden Ticket inside a Wonka Bar he purchased at his local candy man's bodega. And the rest is history... suffice to say he's not running the chocolate factory. Read More
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