Six Legs and Nine Lives
06/16/2008
There's more than one way to skin a Siamese cat... Read More
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Goin' Ghetto
06/12/2008
Ain't nobody be likin' bugs in dey mouth! Read More
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Arthur Knows Weather
06/09/2008
As we're writing this it's 105 degrees Fahrenheit outside with the heat index. Guess it's always hot in Hati... happy summertime. Read More
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If I Had a Billion Dollars
06/06/2008
Clearly the Barenaked Ladies never met this guy, Californian billionaire Henry T. Nicholas III... If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000) I'd buy you a house with a "secret party lair" ( I would buy you a house with a "secret party lair") If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000) I'd have a "private drugs warehouse" (maybe to store "cocaine ... Read More
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Bill O'Reilly's Hissy Fit
05/13/2008
He's still the whiny, arrogant bitch he's always been since his days on Inside Edition. Check out this clip to teleprompt your memory... Read More
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Don't Let This Guy Near Your Pussy
05/06/2008
Ok, you can cross this dude off of your list of eccentric people you might want to become friends with. Last Saturday officers arrived at Michael Parnell's—a.k.a. Michael Vondueren—to find a butt ton of cats and Parnell's 81 year-old mother inside. They also found three freezers full of dead cats. 300 hundred of them. It's not yet clear what Parnell planned on doi ... Read More
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Cannonball Restoration Can Be A Lethal Hobby
05/05/2008
America's deadliest war got a little deadlier this past February. Sam White, a Civil War fanatic, blew himself up while restoring excavated ordinance in his driveway, raising the Civil War's casualty count by +1, and ensuring the war's continued position at the top of the America's deadliest wars leader board. Read More
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Obese Man Tips Scales Of Justice
05/02/2008
The New York Supreme Court held session in a parking lot outside of the courthouse on Tuesday in order to accommodate an unusually large defendant. Weighing in at over 500 pounds, a music shop owner accused of selling counterfeit guitars was arraigned from the back of a pickup truck because he couldn't physically get into the courtroom. Bail was set at 1,000 pizzas. Read More
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Heated Lesbian v. Lesbian Action In Greek Court
05/01/2008
Inhabitants of the Greek island Lesbos, known as Lesbians, are taking the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece to court for their use of the term "lesbian." It seems Lesbians are getting sick and tired of being mistaken for lesbians, and they will stop at nothing to stop lesbians from calling themselves lesbian. Lesbian Dimitris Lambrou, one of the plaintiffs ... Read More
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Penis Theft On The Rise In Congo
04/23/2008
Boys, if you're heading to Congo's capital city anytime soon, make sure you leave your boy parts someplace safe until you return. Penis theft and shrinkage is on the rise in Kinshasa, and there's no guarantee that your most private of organs will make it back to penis-friendly territory unscathed, or even worse, at all. Our advice to those guys that are worried about ... Read More
