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Garry Kasparov Gets Dicked Over

05/20/2008

Vladimir Putin might not be the president of Russia anymore, but it looks like he's still doing everything in his power to silence the opposition. And, Kasparov's bodyguard looks like he's whacked dicks off on stage before. Win-win. Read More

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This One's On Uncle Sam

05/08/2008

Ah, it's that time of year again. Spring is in the air and that free government money, all $152 billion of it, is just pouring out of the proverbial federal money faucet. Score. So what are you planning on doing with your 600 doll hairs? If you need a little inspiration, see how some of your fellow citizens blew their wad at HowISpentMyStimulus.com. Read More

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Make English America's "Offical" Language

05/07/2008

Time to send Grandma back to Mexico. 'Nuff said. Read More

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Dick Cheney's Plane Blows Too

04/24/2008

"I think I can see hell from up here."

No everyone, Air Force Two is NOT the sequel to Air Force One. It also doesn't have an escape pod hidden inside of its belly (pretty much everyone likes Harrison Ford more than Dick Cheney). Anyway, recently some yocal news media persons were told by the Air Force that standing so close to Air Force Two during takeoff was a bad idea... what the heck does the Air Force ... Read More

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Florida Senate Busts Nutz Statewide

04/21/2008

It's possible that pickup truck drivers in the fair state of Florida may no longer be able to display bull genitalia reproductions on their trucks anymore. On Thursday, the Florida Senate passed an amendment to impose a $60 fine on vehicle operators displaying a pair of Truck Nutz on their ride. The bill still has to be passed into law, but pickup truck owners with ba ... Read More

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Gun Control Lobby Removes Rifle From Heston's Cold Dead Hands

04/07/2008

James Brady and fellow gun control proponents won a major victory on Sunday when they were finally able to wrest away Charlton Heston's symbolic rifle upon his death. Heston, who suffered from Alzheimer's disease, had been maintaining a "kung-fu death grip" on the weapon since the NRA's 2000 convention. The fate of the Second Amendment is up in the air... Read More

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Hillary's "Hillary4U&Me" Head To Head With Obama's "Yes We Can"

02/14/2008

Dear Hillary, this video is about as cool as a pantsuit. Love, Vulture Droppings Dear Obama, do you own any pantsuits? Love, Vulture Droppings Read More

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21-Year-Old Democratic Party Super Delegate Jason Rae Undecided On Presidential Candidate, Gym Electives For Next Semester

02/13/2008

Jason Rae has been gettin' a lot of phone calls over the last few weeks from some important people. Ya know, people like Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright, Barack Obama, and John Kerry. He ate breakfast with Chelsea Clinton a couple of days ago and had to postpone dinner plans the other night to field a call from Slick Willy hiss'elf. Jason Rae is 21. He is a junior ... Read More

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Stefan Nadelman's "Food Fight" Is Brilliant

01/31/2008

We like this a lot. The history of armed conflicts since World War II as told through ethnically appropriate foodstuffs. Beef stroganoff and egg rolls arm spring rolls to battle croissants and fast food. It's a who's who of geopolitical history and cuisine. Nice work Stefan Nadelman! AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central Read More

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White House Redux

01/29/2008

Storefront for Art and Architecture, an NYC-based nonprofit geared towards promoting innovative ideas in (yup, you guessed it) architecture, art and design, is currently taking "idea" entries for White House Redux, a contest it is holding for a brand new White House design. What should the most powerful house in the world look like these days? We're thinking Graceland ... Read More

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