Guitar Hero, High School Zero
08/19/2008
16-year-old Blake Peebles of Raleigh, North Carolina finally convinced his parents to let him drop out of school and pursue his Guitar Hero career full time. (Read the full story in The News & Observer.) After winning about $1,000 worth of prizes including 52 Chick-fil-A combo meals, "Dreminem," as he's known on X-Box Live, realized that high school/college was fo ... Read More
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Dumb-Ass Takes Dumb-Ass To New Heights
08/15/2008
There's just nothing like hitting your personal effects off a very tall cliff with 9-iron. Maybe he should have used his sand wedge... Read More
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Rashing It Out On Your Track Bike
07/21/2008
Nothing says summer like a day at the velodrome. With fast bikes and faster babes, it's totally the place to hang out during the warmer months. One gear is more than enough... Read More
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The World's Youngest Spinster
06/27/2008
Do this enough times and you are bound to get chewed up in the escalator bowels and spit back out on the first floor of the mall in front of Hot Topic where every teenager in sight will take pictures of your mangled corpse on their cell phone and tweet about it. Read More
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Proud To Be An Okie From Muskgogee
06/12/2008
The Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot Convention is a family event held every year in Wyandotte, Oklahoma that features exciting competitions such as "Kill the Car," and "Sniper Match." What better way is there for fathers to bond with their daughters than to have them blow up cars with fully automatic machine guns? Read More
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Zoo Propapanda
06/04/2008
And that's about all there is to it... Read More
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The Ultimate Pissing Contest
05/21/2008
After a few Trappist ales, two Belgian men got to thinking about how to develop the perfect interactive video game. With bladders full of beer and alcohol-induced masculine clairvoyance, the two created a gender neutral interactive mobile toilet game called A Place To Pee. Read More
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FIBA Ends 75-Year Relationship With Trapezoid, Admits to Falling In Love With Rectangle
04/30/2008
What? What's a trapezoid? What's a rectangle? If you're asking yourself those questions right now, you're not alone. Hundreds of NBA players are also preoccupied with polygons after the International Basketball Federation—that's FIBA—announced it would replace its trademark trapezoidal key with the NBA's rectangular key in 2010. Read More
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It's Time To Lay Off The Roids
04/26/2008
When your friend at the gym starts to do sh*t like this, you should probably stage an intervention. Oh yeah! Read More
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Where's Waldo, Google Earth?
04/11/2008
Canadian artist Melanie Coles is bringing everybody's favorite disoriented dork into the Space Age. Coles has painted Waldo onto a Vancouver rooftop and is challenging any person without a life and with a computer to find him using Google Earth. Basically, it's like when Steve Fossett went missing, but a little bit easier and a lot less morbid. So, where on earth is Waldo? Read More
