Rashing It Out On Your Track Bike
07/21/2008
Nothing says summer like a day at the velodrome. With fast bikes and faster babes, it's totally the place to hang out during the warmer months. One gear is more than enough... Read More
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Fu*k High Gas Prices!
07/16/2008
Give it to the man! Apparently, there was a 10-year-old kid in the cab along with his dad. What's he thinking right now? Coolest dad ever! It's kind of like—but way better—the time our Dad said, "don't tell Mom!" and then pulled a u-turn over the highway median. Yeah, dads can be pretty cool sometimes. Read More
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Nuclear Power Plants Turn To Craigslist For Recruiting Efforts
07/07/2008
Westinghouse Electric Company is building dozens and dozens of nuclear power plants all over the world and they need you, Craigslist prowler, to work for them. Westinghouse Electric Company also posted this missed connection: Cute Brunette Outside Reactor Room 4—you looked so cute even though you were vomiting blood and your hair was coming out in clumps. Wish I'd h ... Read More
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Some Blogs Are Better Than Others
07/01/2008
Like Sorry I Missed Your Party. It's "pictures of other people's parties from Flickr." Now you never have to miss out on other people's fun again... As one astute reader pointed out, this midget stripper looks suspiciously like the midget cheating with the cheating policman's wife in the 10th chapter of R. Kelly's opus "hip-hopera" Trapped in the Closet. Judge for you ... Read More
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Some Guys Get All The Women
06/30/2008
Don't be jealous, Demetri knows how to play the game. Read More
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Six Legs and Nine Lives
06/16/2008
There's more than one way to skin a Siamese cat... Read More
Posted in World Wide Web, News | Permalink
It's Never As Bad As You Think
06/13/2008
For just a split second after your exposed gut knocked a half-filled can of Natural Ice onto your grime-encrusted Gateway keyboard while reaching for your freshly-microwaved Swanson Salisbury Steak Hungry Man dinner, the corner of your eye caught the cobalt reflection of your bloated, stubbly, sunburned face on your 17" CRT monitor and you felt like the world's most p ... Read More
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Wall Will Crush You!
06/11/2008
Now you get to spend the next six months of your life in a wheelchair ruminating on the old Man vs. Man-made paradox. Read More
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Bad Day At The Office
06/04/2008
The next time you are ready to go Falling Down on your coworkers at the office, take a deep breathe and live vicariously through this short-circuited cubicle dweller. Read More
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Tom Cruise: Behind The Glasses
05/07/2008
We're all familiar with Tom Cruise. Hell, we've probably watched Far and Away at least twice. But who is T.C. the man? Is he a mere mortal, or a thetan—that's an immortal spiritual being for all you non-believer non-Scientologists—who posses an incredible amount of poise and grace on the big screen? We might never know. But what we do know right now is that T.C. h ... Read More
