Bad Day At The Office
06/04/2008
The next time you are ready to go Falling Down on your coworkers at the office, take a deep breathe and live vicariously through this short-circuited cubicle dweller. Read More
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Tom Cruise: Behind The Glasses
05/07/2008
We're all familiar with Tom Cruise. Hell, we've probably watched Far and Away at least twice. But who is T.C. the man? Is he a mere mortal, or a thetan—that's an immortal spiritual being for all you non-believer non-Scientologists—who posses an incredible amount of poise and grace on the big screen? We might never know. But what we do know right now is that T.C. h ... Read More
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Soon-to-Be Divorcee Finds YouTube Cathartic
04/16/2008
Internet meet Tricia Walsh-Smith, current wife of Broadway mogul Philip Smith. This crazy beach is in the middle of a nasty divorce and she is not going to take Philip's crap lying down. Making a YouTube video always seems like a great idea after a fifth of Belvedere and a fistful of Xanies. "What about the con-domes Philip? What about the con-domes?" Read More
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Where's Waldo, Google Earth?
04/11/2008
Canadian artist Melanie Coles is bringing everybody's favorite disoriented dork into the Space Age. Coles has painted Waldo onto a Vancouver rooftop and is challenging any person without a life and with a computer to find him using Google Earth. Basically, it's like when Steve Fossett went missing, but a little bit easier and a lot less morbid. So, where on earth is Waldo? Read More
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Stuffed Animal Bears It All
04/11/2008
From HEST of Europe comes the perfect companion for that guy or gal in your life that has a less-than-informed grasp on their insides. These anatomically-correct teddies have all the parts that do a body good, from windpipes to rectums. If you've got $199 burning a hole in your ATM card, we highly recommend picking one of these up for that special person in your life ... Read More
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Rumplo: Artist T-Shirt Aggregator
04/02/2008
Arms over head into artist tees? Rumplo is a relatively new site that pulls together fresh shirts from around the web, lets people pick their faves, and then directs users to where they can purchase said thread. You'll be the best dressed kid on the playground. Read More
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Sleeveface: The Vinyl Covers Are People! They're People!
02/19/2008
The official site for this growing online phenomenon refers to "sleevefacing" as, "one or more persons obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion." Oh, and what fun it is! By now many music nerds are aware of the trend and a couple of online publications have written about it...spinning their headlines with p ... Read More
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Internet Names Andre Hakim "World's Biggest Asshole"
02/15/2008
Andre Hakim is "a liar and a thief and a drug addict" as far as the Internet is concerned. The Internet estimates this assclown has stolen over $25,000 worth of stuff from it, but that's not including the priceless stuff: "How does [Andre] pay me back for my son crying because he can't go trick-er-treating because Andre stole the car?" Yeah Andre! How the heck are you ... Read More
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Special Report From The Economist: Majority Of Spam Emails Advertise Sexual Enhancers
02/05/2008
Uh, duh Economist. That's some real investigative reporting you guys are doing over there. Kudos. Your report also claims that 10% of spam emails push counterfeit goods. We don't get any spam emails pushing counterfeit goods. Knockoff watches and black market DVDs would be way more useful than pills for bigger genitalia and male tiger pheromones. For serious. Read More
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Think That Wikipedia Could Use More Hot Chicks? Say Hello To Chickipedia
01/23/2008
Chickipedia is here and it is definitely not queer, well just until they add a hot lesbian category. Browse by hot chick category, pick a random hot chick (the most amazing feature on any website ever), or upload your own hot chick photos. The chickibilities are endless...and sex-ay! via, TWBE Read More
