"Internet Party" Tells It Like It Is
01/22/2008
Cracked.com's new video puts the Internet's hottest sites into perspective with this occasionally funny look at living within the womb of the web. Read More
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Jim Davis' Garfield Brought To Life In Lasagna Cat
01/16/2008
From the boys over at Fatal Farm, a small LA based production company, comes Lasagna Cat. One comic, one cat and it's freakin' awesome. In our minds, Garfield was about as lame as Peanuts until we saw it brought to life on this website. Now the strip shares the same little spot in our left ventricle with the Joy of Cooking and the Kama Sutra. Watch one stripisode belo ... Read More
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All I Want For Christmas Is Rhinoceros Poo
12/07/2007
This shit is really expensive! Seriously, just buy up all four flavors right now and be dung with your Christmas shopping early. Read More
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Mr. Splashy Pants Blow Holes Competition Out of the Water
12/04/2007
Well, it seems to be official (we actually can't confirm this because the Greenpeace website is harder to navigate than Jareth the Goblin King's kingdom), Mr. Splashy Pants is the new spokeswhale for Greenpeace's anti-whaling campaign. Garnering approximately 73% of the popular vote, Mr. Splashy Pants was able to claim a landslide victory over his main contender Humph ... Read More
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Lawyer Bite$ Back
12/04/2007
Did you know that every 40 seconds, someone in the United States seeks medical attention for a dog-bite-related injury? We sure as crap didn't but Jeffrey Harlan Penneys, Esquire does and he's got the experience and the resources and the Pennsylvania State Bar Association certificate required to nail that son-of-a-bitch and its owners in a court of law. Not only does ... Read More
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They'll Never Let This Guy Drive The Zamboni Again
12/03/2007
And we always thought a Flamboni was some drink made with Sambuka and Bacardi 151 that your favorite uncle made up one year on New Years Eve after the Grey Goose ran out. Read More
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Bringing Home the Bacon
11/28/2007
Dan is a dude that likes bacon, among other flavorful, artisan food items. In fact, Dan made a website he called The Grateful Palate to disseminate his favorite fine food and fine-food related items to the plebes. In addition to operating a bacon-of-the-month club, Dan also stocks a variety of bacon-related accessories. Two pork pieces of advice: don't pig out and don ... Read More
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Meet Mister Splashy Pants, The New Greenpeace Whale
11/27/2007
From a list of contenders that ranges from Aiko, which means "little love" in Japanese, to Yarrindi, which means "song" in Aboriginal, Mister Splashy Pants is poised to take the title in the Greenpeace Name-A-Whale Competition. Greenpeace seems to be a little po'd, especially because a large number of pro-Mister-Splashy-Pants votes came from a single IP address somewh ... Read More
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Thanksgiving Leftovers
11/26/2007
As long as we're still eating leftovers, it seems like it's still ok to talk about Thanksgiving; we ate two pieces of pumpkin pie for breakfast. After that and our Cyber Monday shopping chores, we got pointed to this wonderful Thanksgiving reenactment staring Christopher Walken and John Madden by You Ain't No Picasso. P.S. YouTube has added some nice advertisem ... Read More
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Cyber Monday Is the New Black Friday
11/26/2007
Online shoppers lined up outside websites early this Monday morning in hopes of finding great holiday deals from hundreds of participating e-tailers in what has become known as Cyber Monday. An estimated 72 million shoppers will go online in hopes of finding deals or elusive items that evaded them on Black Friday, the traditional post-Thanksgiving kickoff of the holid ... Read More

