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21-Year-Old Democratic Party Super Delegate Jason Rae Undecided On Presidential Candidate, Gym Electives For Next Semester

02/13/2008

Jason Rae has been gettin' a lot of phone calls over the last few weeks from some important people. Ya know, people like Hillary Clinton, Madeleine Albright, Barack Obama, and John Kerry. He ate breakfast with Chelsea Clinton a couple of days ago and had to postpone dinner plans the other night to field a call from Slick Willy hiss'elf. Jason Rae is 21. He is a junior at Marquette University. He might be a virgin. He shaves his upper lip once a month. He probably played Magic: The Gathering in high school. He is a Democratic Party super delegate and he will be pivotal in selecting the Donkey's presidential nominee. Godspeed Jason, Godspeed!

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