Don't Let This Guy Near Your Pussy
05/06/2008
Ok, you can cross this dude off of your list of eccentric people you might want to become friends with. Last Saturday officers arrived at Michael Parnell's—a.k.a. Michael Vondueren—to find a butt ton of cats and Parnell's 81 year-old mother inside. They also found three freezers full of dead cats. 300 hundred of them. It's not yet clear what Parnell planned on doing with the cats or how they died but we're banking on Cryonics.



