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If I Had a Billion Dollars

06/06/2008

Clearly the Barenaked Ladies never met this guy, Californian billionaire Henry T. Nicholas III...

If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000)
I'd buy you a house with a "secret party lair" ( I would buy you a house with a "secret party lair")
If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000)
I'd have a "private drugs warehouse" (maybe to store "cocaine, crystal meth, and ecstasy")
If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000)
I'd host me some "orgies" ( a nice time those "orgies")
If I had a 1,000,000,000 You'd divorce me...

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