If I Had a Billion Dollars
06/06/2008
Clearly the Barenaked Ladies never met this guy, Californian billionaire Henry T. Nicholas III...
If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000)
I'd buy you a house with a "secret party lair" ( I would buy you a house with a "secret party lair")
If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000)
I'd have a "private drugs warehouse" (maybe to store "cocaine, crystal meth, and ecstasy")
If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000)
I'd host me some "orgies" ( a nice time those "orgies")
If I had a 1,000,000,000 You'd divorce me...



