It's Never As Bad As You Think
06/13/2008
For just a split second after your exposed gut knocked a half-filled can of Natural Ice onto your grime-encrusted Gateway keyboard while reaching for your freshly-microwaved Swanson Salisbury Steak Hungry Man dinner, the corner of your eye caught the cobalt reflection of your bloated, stubbly, sunburned face on your 17" CRT monitor and you felt like the world's most prodigious loser until a split second later, you remembered seeing this video and realized that at Disney Worlds all over the world, there are people dressing up in Star Wars costumes and dancing to Kenny Loggins hits and you smiled to yourself as you thought, "I feel like a million fu*king dollars."



