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Lose Control of Your Bodily Functions With Binaural Brainwave Doses

06/02/2008

There's no doubt that I-Doser is the best there is at synchronizing brainwaves to stimulate recreational drug abuse. Guys, we know what you're thinking... this sounds like hogwash. That's exactly what we thought, until we started reading the user testimonials on the I-Doser site. After just finishing 60% of his Peyote dose, Jon felt like his "chair was munching on [him]." Herska says, "Holy shit!" and Nick, who has been smoking meth since age seven, says this is BETTER than meth! Just don't overdose guys.

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