Man Arrested For Putting It All On The Table
03/31/2008
Hey guy, if you really want to pork your patio table's umbrella hole, that's fine. This is America after all, and we respect your right to be a complete deviant. However, we suggest the next time you feel the indomitable urge for wrought iron burning in you loins, you haul that curvaceous table inside where you can't be videotaped by your neighbors. Or watched from the elementary school playground 100 feet away.
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