Penis Theft On The Rise In Congo
04/23/2008
Boys, if you're heading to Congo's capital city anytime soon, make sure you leave your boy parts someplace safe until you return. Penis theft and shrinkage is on the rise in Kinshasa, and there's no guarantee that your most private of organs will make it back to penis-friendly territory unscathed, or even worse, at all. Our advice to those guys that are worried about getting their junk yanked while visiting the Congo, turn the boat around. As one famous white boy once said, "The horror! The horror!"
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