The Best New Way To Get People Staring At Your Crotch
11/15/2005
Living in a city, you're going to randomly run into a few folks who are flashing a lot of cash. There's the greasy hot dog vendor taking his paper bag of singles and quarters to the bank. There's the skinny dude on the subway with the airbrushed Scarface t-shirt hanging down to his knees, carrying his thick roll of twenties. And then there's you, with your wallet full of expense receipts and credit cards.
Anyone who's held five or more $100 bills in their hand know that these puppies have serious juice. They're about as close as our godless culture gets to a secular idol that can make passersby stop and stare. This effect is magnified by the Money Buckle, which retails for $45 but bears a frighteningly realistic semblance to a wad of Benjamins bound up with a rubber band. Get yours know before the Secret Service takes these out of circulation.
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