Twinkie Bagel Promises To Revolutionize Breakfast
04/08/2008
Move over Lucky Charms, there's a new breakfast sheriff in town. Kraft Foods is hoping that their new Bagel-fuls will make 'em $1,000,000 over the next few years. Duh! What kid wouldn't eat a turd-shaped bagel with a pipeline of cream cheese? And why the hell didn't they just call them Bwinkies?



