Stuffed Animal Bears It All
04/11/2008
From HEST of Europe comes the perfect companion for that guy or gal in your life that has a less-than-informed grasp on their insides. These anatomically-correct teddies have all the parts that do a body good, from windpipes to rectums. If you've got $199 burning a hole in your ATM card, we highly recommend picking one of these up for that special person in your life ... Read More
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Three is a Crowd?
04/10/2008
Sometimes when we ride SEPTA to work in the mornings, the train shows up and it's really crowded so we just wait for the next train to come five minutes later. Too bad we don't have some white-gloved dandies to cram us on board so we can get to work five minutes earlier. "No really, I think we can fit a few more people on this thing." Japanese Train Push - Watch m ... Read More
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How Long Could You Survive In The Vacuum of Space?
04/09/2008
It's a simple question most of us waste hours pondering over every day, especially after watching Total Recall. Seriously though, how long could you survive in the vacuum of space with no spacesuit? You better be praying that Quaid starts that reactor! Read More
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Welcome to *unt, a'hem, Lunt Village
04/09/2008
The quaint English hamlet of Lunt in Merseyside is faced with an unfortunate dilemma: they can continually repaint defaced village signs or change the spelling of their town to Launt. A name change would foil vandals who get their kicks changing the "L" in Lunt to a "C." The The Telegraph reported that village ole-timers like David Roughley, whose family has farmed i ... Read More
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Chuck Norris Cheats Death For Record Millionth Time
04/09/2008
Actor Chuck Norris bamboozled the Grim Reaper yet again yesterday when a teacher discovered Norris' name on the hit list of a 16-year-old Pennsauken High School student. Norris was listed along with three students and a school staff member. All we can say—and we're pretty confident you'll agree with our sentiment—is, "dude, what in the sh*t were you thinking?" Do ... Read More
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Twinkie Bagel Promises To Revolutionize Breakfast
04/08/2008
Move over Lucky Charms, there's a new breakfast sheriff in town. Kraft Foods is hoping that their new Bagel-fuls will make 'em $1,000,000 over the next few years. Duh! What kid wouldn't eat a turd-shaped bagel with a pipeline of cream cheese? And why the hell didn't they just call them Bwinkies? Read More
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Gun Control Lobby Removes Rifle From Heston's Cold Dead Hands
04/07/2008
James Brady and fellow gun control proponents won a major victory on Sunday when they were finally able to wrest away Charlton Heston's symbolic rifle upon his death. Heston, who suffered from Alzheimer's disease, had been maintaining a "kung-fu death grip" on the weapon since the NRA's 2000 convention. The fate of the Second Amendment is up in the air... Read More
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Goodbye Black Ice, Hello Pink Ice
04/04/2008
It's happened to all of us way too many times: you're just driving down an ice-free road, singing along to Hannah Montana, and before you know what happens, you've been in a fatal accident. Fortunately, researchers at French company Eurovia have invented a clear varnish for paved surfaces that turns pink when temperatures drop below 1˚C (that's 33.8˚F Americanos). N ... Read More
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Move Over Segway, There's a New Dork in Town
04/03/2008
The Monowheel was originally invented in 1869 by the craftsman Rousseau of Marseilles in France. More than 100 years later Kerry McLean of Walled Lake, Michigan beefed up Rousseau's ideas and made himself a Monocycle. Wanna try? For a mere $12,999.95 you can order your own mechanized monocycle at Hammacher Schlemmer. Read More
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Rumplo: Artist T-Shirt Aggregator
04/02/2008
Arms over head into artist tees? Rumplo is a relatively new site that pulls together fresh shirts from around the web, lets people pick their faves, and then directs users to where they can purchase said thread. You'll be the best dressed kid on the playground. Read More
