The Literal Ace of Cakes
06/10/2008
When personalizing something from the Walmart bakery, be sure to make your instructions clear. Hello, Walmart? I'd like to have a cake written on. I'd like it to say "Best Wishes Suzanne," and underneath that "We will miss you." Read More
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The Comeback Coreys
06/10/2008
We've been enamored with Corey Feldman and Corey Haim since 1987's The Lost Boys. Even though they parted ways after License to Drive, we've followed their careers pretty closely. We're still pissed off that Corey F. lost out on a Best Supporting Actor Academy Award in 2002 for his brilliant thespian-ship in Bikini Bandits Experience (watch a clip below); Chris Cooope ... Read More
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Arthur Knows Weather
06/09/2008
As we're writing this it's 105 degrees Fahrenheit outside with the heat index. Guess it's always hot in Hati... happy summertime. Read More
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If I Had a Billion Dollars
06/06/2008
Clearly the Barenaked Ladies never met this guy, Californian billionaire Henry T. Nicholas III... If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000) I'd buy you a house with a "secret party lair" ( I would buy you a house with a "secret party lair") If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000) I'd have a "private drugs warehouse" (maybe to store "cocaine ... Read More
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The Tiger Ate My Pom-Pom
06/05/2008
When the monsoon season comes to an end, Indian cheerleading squads celebrate the return of dry weather with ebullient trips to the local zoo. It's best described as Thriller meets Showgirls in the Garden of Eden. And it freaks the poop out of every animal there. Read More
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Zoo Propapanda
06/04/2008
And that's about all there is to it... Read More
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Bad Day At The Office
06/04/2008
The next time you are ready to go Falling Down on your coworkers at the office, take a deep breathe and live vicariously through this short-circuited cubicle dweller. Read More
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The Evil Ace Of Cakes
06/03/2008
Kittiwat Unarrom is a sculptural artist from Ratchaburi, Thailand who grew up as the son of a baker. His paternally influenced / disturbingly realistic "Body Bakery" sculptural series features dismembered human body parts made entirely of dough, raisins, cashews,and chocolate. Eat your heart out...literally. Read More
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The Rebel Force Band
06/03/2008
If you still own an 8-track this is a must have for your collection. 1977's Living in these Star Warz thrust the Rebel Force Band into hyperspace and no one ever heard from them again. So long, Han Guitar Solo. Read More
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Lose Control of Your Bodily Functions With Binaural Brainwave Doses
06/02/2008
There's no doubt that I-Doser is the best there is at synchronizing brainwaves to stimulate recreational drug abuse. Guys, we know what you're thinking... this sounds like hogwash. That's exactly what we thought, until we started reading the user testimonials on the I-Doser site. After just finishing 60% of his Peyote dose, Jon felt like his "chair was munching on [hi ... Read More
