Bestiality And The City
05/30/2008
Even if you aren't going to make it out to see Sex and the City The Movie Part 1, we highly suggest visiting Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse. Somebody get her a Cosmo to go with that oat bag. Read More
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Beware the Monsters Inside Cellphones
05/29/2008
In the vein of overworked windmills, take a look at what lives inside of cell phones. Radiation is a bitch.... Read More
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A Charmingly Crude Bracelet
05/27/2008
The Crude Bracelet by New York's Design Glut is the perfect fashion accessory for the petroleum savvy consumer. Playing to the doomsday crowd, this charm bracelet comes engraved with the date it was made and stamped with the current price of a barrel crude oil. Oil may not be eternal but style certainly is. Read More
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Fifth Blood: Turkish Rambo
05/23/2008
And now, the second installment of our continuing series, I Might Be An ESL Kid, But I Know What A Superhero Is. In this clip, Turkish Rambo takes on a whole bunch of Turkish gangsters? A little anecdote: Muammar al-Gaddafi had originally turned down the part of Rambo, but accepted after he was able to push back the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 a few weeks to make roo ... Read More
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The Incredible Edible Anus
05/22/2008
Bisous, an online purveyor of fine Belgian chocolate, is making a name for itself by selling boxes of its Incredible Edible Anus. That's right, a milk chocolate edible anus made from only the finest raw ingrediants. If you don't have a sweet tooth for a chocolate anus, Bisous also offers a more permanent version of their sculpted sphincter. For 235 euros, you can ... Read More
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The Ultimate Pissing Contest
05/21/2008
After a few Trappist ales, two Belgian men got to thinking about how to develop the perfect interactive video game. With bladders full of beer and alcohol-induced masculine clairvoyance, the two created a gender neutral interactive mobile toilet game called A Place To Pee. Read More
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I'm Taking The Clothes Off Your Back, Hoe!
05/21/2008
Wow! Removing a brassiere with two sets of opposable thumbs can be a Herculean task. We wouldn't wanna play Jenga with this dude and his dexterity machine! Read More
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Garry Kasparov Gets Dicked Over
05/20/2008
Vladimir Putin might not be the president of Russia anymore, but it looks like he's still doing everything in his power to silence the opposition. And, Kasparov's bodyguard looks like he's whacked dicks off on stage before. Win-win. Read More
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Redneck Gets Goosed
05/19/2008
In a home video worthy of When Animals Attack, one tenacious Canada goose proves he's got more heart than Ralph Nader, and one redneck dog proves he's a bigger puss than Garfield. Read More
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I'm A Rocket Man
05/15/2008
Swiss pilot Yves Rossy jumped out of an airplane to successfully soar about the Alps with a four engine jet pack. "And all this science, I don't understand!" Read More
