Anyone For A Nice Tall Glass Of Pig Placenta?
04/22/2008
Placenta 10000, the zero-calorie, peach-tasting, jelly beverage manufactured by Japanese company Nihon-Sofuken, is said to regenerate one's appearance and boost energy. The only hang-up consumers may have is that they must drink the uterine lining of a pig to experience any rejuvenating benefits. If you prefer health drinks to taste more medicinal than peachy, the co ... Read More
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Florida Senate Busts Nutz Statewide
04/21/2008
It's possible that pickup truck drivers in the fair state of Florida may no longer be able to display bull genitalia reproductions on their trucks anymore. On Thursday, the Florida Senate passed an amendment to impose a $60 fine on vehicle operators displaying a pair of Truck Nutz on their ride. The bill still has to be passed into law, but pickup truck owners with ba ... Read More
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Kellogg's Milks Street Fashion For All It's Worth
04/18/2008
You don't have to tell us. We know somethings have been missing from our morning bowls of cereal for the last twenty some years. It's the same thing every morning: where are all the jeans and the skateboards and sh*t? Well, no longer. Kellogg's is collaborating with street fashion GODS runts Under The Hood to create a whole line of gear that will keep you lookin' as c ... Read More
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Golden Eagle Is Trying To Get Your Goat
04/17/2008
Oh soft baby goat, precocious and full of wonderment, there is still much about the ways of the mountain you have yet to learn. Read More
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Soon-to-Be Divorcee Finds YouTube Cathartic
04/16/2008
Internet meet Tricia Walsh-Smith, current wife of Broadway mogul Philip Smith. This crazy beach is in the middle of a nasty divorce and she is not going to take Philip's crap lying down. Making a YouTube video always seems like a great idea after a fifth of Belvedere and a fistful of Xanies. "What about the con-domes Philip? What about the con-domes?" Read More
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Don't Forget to Turn the Walls Off
04/15/2008
Nederlander Jonas Samson is pretty much guaranteed a job at some high end design firm after he finishes the final year of his post-graduate degree. Talk about a thesis project, Samson created light-emitting wallpaper! His custom-designed innovation can be installed and switched on in any house for a mere starting price of 6,000 euros. Interior-design whores, form ... Read More
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When Free Time Is A Waste Of Time
04/15/2008
Spring break '08 was insane! While everyone else was getting tanked and fornicating with the nearest animate object, we spent nine glorious days in an abandoned parking garage with 400 empty wine bottles, an RC car, and a case of Full Throttle my mom sent. You don't even know how hard it is to drive that little car so straight. I don't know how we are going to top thi ... Read More
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Get Off The Perv Hook With Incognito Glasses
04/14/2008
No matter what your kink is you no longer have to worry about those awkward porn shop run-ins with your DHL guy or that cute girl from work. Uhse Sexshops over in Europa started handing out these lovely incognito glasses so no one ever has to know that you spend most of your free time buying porn and fetish gear. Oolala! Read More
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The Best Rap Battles Are On Cable Access
04/14/2008
For real. Detroit has long been a proving ground for up-and-coming hip hop artists. Eli "Class of '05" Porter and Envy are two young hopefuls out to prove their skills on Iron Mic, the Holy Grail of hip hoptasticness. Whoomp there it is! Read More
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Where's Waldo, Google Earth?
04/11/2008
Canadian artist Melanie Coles is bringing everybody's favorite disoriented dork into the Space Age. Coles has painted Waldo onto a Vancouver rooftop and is challenging any person without a life and with a computer to find him using Google Earth. Basically, it's like when Steve Fossett went missing, but a little bit easier and a lot less morbid. So, where on earth is Waldo? Read More
