The World's Youngest Spinster
06/27/2008
Do this enough times and you are bound to get chewed up in the escalator bowels and spit back out on the first floor of the mall in front of Hot Topic where every teenager in sight will take pictures of your mangled corpse on their cell phone and tweet about it. Read More
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Your Building Moves Me, Mr. Architect
06/26/2008
Wow, we can't think of a better way to start off everyday covered in sick from the mouth down. Make it stop! Make it stop! [yt]http://www.youtube.com/v/Bq-QUkE1DGM[/yt] Read More
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Usher In An Old Era Of Live Performance
06/25/2008
We'd much rather pay $10 bucks for a pitcher of beer and a large pizza and watch The Rock-afire Explosion perform Usher tunes than actually go to an Usher concert. Much rather. Read More
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Freestylin' Shaq And His Kobe Attack
06/24/2008
Everybody knows there's some bad blood between Kobe Bryant and his former Lakers teammate, Shaquille O'Neal. Everybody also knows that Shaq is a pretty damn talented rapper—he's got one more hip-hop album than he does championship rings. So, it's no surprise that Shaq used his freestlye battle skills the other day to slam Kobe. Kobe, was that taste of a*s consensual? Read More
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Ode to the Enema
06/23/2008
The southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk has long been known for it's squeaky clean colons. In honor of the regions many spas that offer spring mineral water enemas, the Mashuk-Akva Term spa in Zheleznovodsk recently unveiled a monument honoring the proctological procedure. We especially like those little, cherubic ass angels. Read More
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Blast Your Batter Without The Mess
06/21/2008
The Organic Batter Blaster is the best thing that ever happened to breakfast except for scrapple. Some mornings when we're really feeling lazy, we just squirt some raw into our mouths on the way out the door. It's cool, it's organic. Read More
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Guess I'll Go Eat Ants
06/19/2008
Edible.com is a culinary e-commerce site that specializes in selling edible insectivore delicacies, indigenous produce, and reindeer paté. Bored with snacking on the same old pretzels? Try the Giant Toasted Leafcutter Ants. Known for their youth-giving and aphrodisiac qualities, these Columbian harvested critters make the perfect substitute for humdrum snack foo ... Read More
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Hasta la Vista, Budget
06/19/2008
Take note James Cameron, you don't need to spend millions to make a sweet movie. Stan Winston, this is for you... Read More
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Twittering Teddy Ruxpin
06/18/2008
What better way to revive a moth-eaten Teddy Ruxpin than to replace his original computer with a programmable DIY Twitter-ready circuit board?! Once all the steps in this fairly complicated instructional video are complete, Teddy will broadcast every Twitter update in his charming robotic Ruxpin brogue. Be warned however, this Twittering Teddy is not to be c ... Read More
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Mother's Milk for Milking Mothers
06/17/2008
New mothers rejoice, and forget about the obligatory pre-party pump and dump! Finally a product that allows breastfeeding mothers to hit the bottle without making their babies do the same. Milkscreen is a two minute litmus-like test that detects alcohol levels in breast milk. With the goal of prolonging the breastfeeding experience, these handy strips will help mom ... Read More
