Six Legs and Nine Lives
06/16/2008
There's more than one way to skin a Siamese cat... Read More
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It's Never As Bad As You Think
06/13/2008
For just a split second after your exposed gut knocked a half-filled can of Natural Ice onto your grime-encrusted Gateway keyboard while reaching for your freshly-microwaved Swanson Salisbury Steak Hungry Man dinner, the corner of your eye caught the cobalt reflection of your bloated, stubbly, sunburned face on your 17" CRT monitor and you felt like the world's most p ... Read More
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Proud To Be An Okie From Muskgogee
06/12/2008
The Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot Convention is a family event held every year in Wyandotte, Oklahoma that features exciting competitions such as "Kill the Car," and "Sniper Match." What better way is there for fathers to bond with their daughters than to have them blow up cars with fully automatic machine guns? Read More
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Goin' Ghetto
06/12/2008
Ain't nobody be likin' bugs in dey mouth! Read More
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Passive-Aggressive Anger Management
06/11/2008
Need to blow off a little steam? Look for the closest Passive Aggressive Anger Release Machine. For pocket change you can grind porcelain kitty cats into fine powder and smash baroque-styled figurines into bits. Throwing a plate across the room is probably more satisfying, but this civilized invention by artists Yarisal & Kublitz will surely help you exorcise ag ... Read More
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Wall Will Crush You!
06/11/2008
Now you get to spend the next six months of your life in a wheelchair ruminating on the old Man vs. Man-made paradox. Read More
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The Literal Ace of Cakes
06/10/2008
When personalizing something from the Walmart bakery, be sure to make your instructions clear. Hello, Walmart? I'd like to have a cake written on. I'd like it to say "Best Wishes Suzanne," and underneath that "We will miss you." Read More
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The Comeback Coreys
06/10/2008
We've been enamored with Corey Feldman and Corey Haim since 1987's The Lost Boys. Even though they parted ways after License to Drive, we've followed their careers pretty closely. We're still pissed off that Corey F. lost out on a Best Supporting Actor Academy Award in 2002 for his brilliant thespian-ship in Bikini Bandits Experience (watch a clip below); Chris Cooope ... Read More
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Arthur Knows Weather
06/09/2008
As we're writing this it's 105 degrees Fahrenheit outside with the heat index. Guess it's always hot in Hati... happy summertime. Read More
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If I Had a Billion Dollars
06/06/2008
Clearly the Barenaked Ladies never met this guy, Californian billionaire Henry T. Nicholas III... If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000) I'd buy you a house with a "secret party lair" ( I would buy you a house with a "secret party lair") If I had a 1,000,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000,000) I'd have a "private drugs warehouse" (maybe to store "cocaine ... Read More
