The Tiger Ate My Pom-Pom
06/05/2008
When the monsoon season comes to an end, Indian cheerleading squads celebrate the return of dry weather with ebullient trips to the local zoo. It's best described as Thriller meets Showgirls in the Garden of Eden. And it freaks the poop out of every animal there. Read More
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Zoo Propapanda
06/04/2008
And that's about all there is to it... Read More
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Bad Day At The Office
06/04/2008
The next time you are ready to go Falling Down on your coworkers at the office, take a deep breathe and live vicariously through this short-circuited cubicle dweller. Read More
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The Evil Ace Of Cakes
06/03/2008
Kittiwat Unarrom is a sculptural artist from Ratchaburi, Thailand who grew up as the son of a baker. His paternally influenced / disturbingly realistic "Body Bakery" sculptural series features dismembered human body parts made entirely of dough, raisins, cashews,and chocolate. Eat your heart out...literally. Read More
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The Rebel Force Band
06/03/2008
If you still own an 8-track this is a must have for your collection. 1977's Living in these Star Warz thrust the Rebel Force Band into hyperspace and no one ever heard from them again. So long, Han Guitar Solo. Read More
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Lose Control of Your Bodily Functions With Binaural Brainwave Doses
06/02/2008
There's no doubt that I-Doser is the best there is at synchronizing brainwaves to stimulate recreational drug abuse. Guys, we know what you're thinking... this sounds like hogwash. That's exactly what we thought, until we started reading the user testimonials on the I-Doser site. After just finishing 60% of his Peyote dose, Jon felt like his "chair was munching on [hi ... Read More
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Bestiality And The City
05/30/2008
Even if you aren't going to make it out to see Sex and the City The Movie Part 1, we highly suggest visiting Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse. Somebody get her a Cosmo to go with that oat bag. Read More
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Beware the Monsters Inside Cellphones
05/29/2008
In the vein of overworked windmills, take a look at what lives inside of cell phones. Radiation is a bitch.... Read More
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A Charmingly Crude Bracelet
05/27/2008
The Crude Bracelet by New York's Design Glut is the perfect fashion accessory for the petroleum savvy consumer. Playing to the doomsday crowd, this charm bracelet comes engraved with the date it was made and stamped with the current price of a barrel crude oil. Oil may not be eternal but style certainly is. Read More
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Fifth Blood: Turkish Rambo
05/23/2008
And now, the second installment of our continuing series, I Might Be An ESL Kid, But I Know What A Superhero Is. In this clip, Turkish Rambo takes on a whole bunch of Turkish gangsters? A little anecdote: Muammar al-Gaddafi had originally turned down the part of Rambo, but accepted after he was able to push back the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 a few weeks to make roo ... Read More
