The Incredible Edible Anus
05/22/2008
Bisous, an online purveyor of fine Belgian chocolate, is making a name for itself by selling boxes of its Incredible Edible Anus. That's right, a milk chocolate edible anus made from only the finest raw ingrediants. If you don't have a sweet tooth for a chocolate anus, Bisous also offers a more permanent version of their sculpted sphincter. For 235 euros, you can ... Read More
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The Ultimate Pissing Contest
05/21/2008
After a few Trappist ales, two Belgian men got to thinking about how to develop the perfect interactive video game. With bladders full of beer and alcohol-induced masculine clairvoyance, the two created a gender neutral interactive mobile toilet game called A Place To Pee. Read More
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I'm Taking The Clothes Off Your Back, Hoe!
05/21/2008
Wow! Removing a brassiere with two sets of opposable thumbs can be a Herculean task. We wouldn't wanna play Jenga with this dude and his dexterity machine! Read More
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Garry Kasparov Gets Dicked Over
05/20/2008
Vladimir Putin might not be the president of Russia anymore, but it looks like he's still doing everything in his power to silence the opposition. And, Kasparov's bodyguard looks like he's whacked dicks off on stage before. Win-win. Read More
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Redneck Gets Goosed
05/19/2008
In a home video worthy of When Animals Attack, one tenacious Canada goose proves he's got more heart than Ralph Nader, and one redneck dog proves he's a bigger puss than Garfield. Read More
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I'm A Rocket Man
05/15/2008
Swiss pilot Yves Rossy jumped out of an airplane to successfully soar about the Alps with a four engine jet pack. "And all this science, I don't understand!" Read More
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Ringbo The Riding Robot Is The New Big Wheel
05/14/2008
Watch out parents, Ringbo is in town and once your three-year-old finds about him, you'll never hear the end of it. This "My First Segway" riding robot is geared at kids aged two to three years old. After a six to eight hour charge, Ringbo is ready to provide youngsters with 60 minutes of fun at a top speed of 2mph. Tricycles are so passé. Read More
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Bill O'Reilly's Hissy Fit
05/13/2008
He's still the whiny, arrogant bitch he's always been since his days on Inside Edition. Check out this clip to teleprompt your memory... Read More
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It's All In The Jeans
05/13/2008
These guys clearly spend a lot of time putting on their pants. Swish! Read More
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This One's On Uncle Sam
05/08/2008
Ah, it's that time of year again. Spring is in the air and that free government money, all $152 billion of it, is just pouring out of the proverbial federal money faucet. Score. So what are you planning on doing with your 600 doll hairs? If you need a little inspiration, see how some of your fellow citizens blew their wad at HowISpentMyStimulus.com. Read More
